I’m a simple man. If you make me watch extra time, you owe me a penalty shoot-out. Posted onJul 1, 2026Jul 1, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:When life gives you extra time, demand penalties! 😂⚽️🥅 Related funny posts 🤝 Pizza should be free for anyone having a bad day. A service where you bring a working printer to my house, I print the one thing I need, and you leave again until next year. If you really think about it, extraordinary isn’t that great. It’s just an extra helping of ordinary. I deserve a dragon after all I’ve been through. Needing to stretch is so funny. Your body is like “Ughhh, make me longer!”