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I’m a simple man. If you make me watch extra time, you owe me a penalty shoot-out.

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When life gives you extra time, demand penalties! 😂⚽️🥅

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged extra, extra time, football, humor, man, me, penalty, penalty shoot-out, shoot-out, simple, simple man, soccer, sports, sports humor, time, watch on Jul 1, 2026 by slickboy.

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