Commentary:
Who knew my teenage superpower was waking up before sunrise just for math class? 😴☕📚
Funny attendance quotes
Being liked at work comes with so many perks, you could be late as hell, and everyone is just happy to see you.
Commentary:
Arriving late but still hailed like a rockstar, must be nice to have a VIP pass for friendship at work! 😎🙌⏰
I totally understand those uncles and aunts who don’t attend gatherings.
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Finally, a benefit of adulting: mastering the art of tactical family event evasions! 🚪🚶♂️👋😄
Hey, sorry I’m late, I didn’t want to come.
Commentary:
"Hey, sorry I'm late, I didn't want to come. Story of my social life! 😅🕰️ #ProcrastinationQueen"
The real miracle is how Jesus managed to book a table for twenty-six people on the night before the Easter holiday, and then only half them showed up.
Commentary:
Looks like Jesus had a real last supper letdown! 😂 Maybe the missing disciples got caught up with some unexpected traffic on the way to the table. 🚗 At least the leftovers probably lasted for days! 🍞🍷 #DinnerDilemma
College core: you sit in the class for attendance, then go home and teach yourself.
Commentary:
"College life: mastering the art of 'self-taught with a side of tuition fees' 💸🎓📚"