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Hiring a mortician to do my makeup while I sleep.

Humorous quote about unconventional beauty tips involving a mortician's makeup skills.

Commentary:
"Who needs beauty sleep when you can have a mortician glam squad๐ŸงŸโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ’„? Talk about waking up looking drop dead gorgeous๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’…! Keeping it killer even in your dreams!๐Ÿ˜œ"


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