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I did the math and a second job would help me get out of debt as long as I start it twelve years ago.

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It’s obvious now that democracy is a busted flush and that in future politicians should be selected via several rigorous rounds of Taskmaster.

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I need to stop living by the words “life is short.” It’s hurting my bank account.

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We argue about where to go for dinner for so long, it eventually becomes an argument on where to go for breakfast.

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My doctor told me to try a milk bath. Adding the Cinnamon Toast Crunch was my idea.

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If I was a microplastic, I would simply not go in the ocean or anyone’s mouth.

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Nowadays, people no longer look for a needle in a haystack, but for errors in a spreadsheet.

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Salt is just angry sugar.

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Reverse cowgirl because first dates are awkward.

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I’m in favor of sticking an “out of order” sign on some people’s foreheads. As a warning.