Hiring a mortician to do my makeup while I sleep. Commentary:"Who needs beauty sleep when you can have a mortician glam squad🧟♀️💄? Talk about waking up looking drop dead gorgeous💀💅! Keeping it killer even in your dreams!😜" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 My husband said I use a lot of makeup, so I showed him some makeup tutorials on TikTok and I don’t think he’ll be making that mistake again. Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside too. I would cry but my makeup is too expensive. I left the house with wet hair and no makeup on, so I’m sure I’ll run into everyone I know. Fifteen years ago, makeup was all powders and dusts. But now, it’s all goo and liquid. From this, I can infer that by 2040, it will all be made of pigmented gases.
