Holding this fart in feels like I’m pregnant with a dinosaur.

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“I asked ChatGPT.” “I asked Grok.” Yeah, well, I just analyzed it from a Marxist perspective, and it was pretty obvious.

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I need to stop living by the words “life is short.” It’s hurting my bank account.

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Why’s it always “NYC smells like pee” and never “my pee smells like the greatest city in the world”?

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The weather forecast should include the percentage of answers blowing in the wind.

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It’s comical when I lean back in my chair only to realize it’s a stool.

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The term “domestic housewife” implies the existence of a feral housewife and that is what I aspire to be.

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Mornings would be fine if they started later.

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Tell your dog I said woof woof.

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I hate it when my pillow is not pillowing like it should. You have one job. Be a pillow man. You are pillow. Act like one!

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You couldn’t pay me to do this year again.