Holding this fart in feels like I’m pregnant with a d… Commentary:"When life hands you a meteor, give birth to a T-Rex! 🦖💨😂" Related Funny Posts 🤝 I have some fart jokes I’ve been holding in. You look like the type of person that would fart in bed and Dutch Oven yourself. Taking a sip of beer and letting out a big “ahhhh” so the pregnant lady at the pool next to me knows what she’s missing. Why can’t periods just last for an hour? Like, you made your point, I’m not pregnant, you can leave now. Don’t be ashamed to fart while you urinate, cause there is no rain without thunder.
