Holding this fart in feels like I’m pregnant with a dinosaur. Posted onJan 31, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"When life hands you a meteor, give birth to a T-Rex! 🦖💨😂" Related funny posts 😂 Please remember, I am an inspiration for birth control. You know you’re getting old when you’re entering your birth year online and you need to spin that thing like you’re on wheel of fortune. If history repeats itself, I’m getting a pet dinosaur. If you were a dinosaur, you’d be a Gorgeousaurus. Most people think that T-Rexes can’t clap because they have short arms, but really it’s because they’re dead.