Holding this fart in feels like I’m pregnant with a dinosaur. Posted on5 months ago5 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"When life hands you a meteor, give birth to a T-Rex! π¦π¨π" Related Funny Quotes π€ I have some fart jokes Iβve been holding in. You look like the type of person that would fart in bed and Dutch Oven yourself. Taking a sip of beer and letting out a big βahhhhβ so the pregnant lady at the pool next to me knows what sheβs missing. Why can’t periods just last for an hour? Like, you made your point, I’m not pregnant, you can leave now. Don’t be ashamed to fart while you urinate, cause there is no rain without thunder.