How can I be expected to get out of bed when I don’t want to? Posted onMar 30, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Me trying to get out of bed is like a sloth attempting a sprint 🛌🏃♂️💤 Related funny posts 🤝 My biggest motivation for getting out of bed in the morning is knowing that I will eventually be able to get back in the bed. I haven’t even gone to bed yet and I already can’t wait to get home from work tomorrow. Are you ever so happy to be in bed, you wish you could be even more in bed than you already are? Shout-out to my embarrassingly squeaky ass bed frame that makes me sound more popular than I actually am to my neighbors. Trying to carry a pet to bed is like moving a dense liquid that’s annoyed by you.