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How come all the single people don’t need no one, and all the married ones need two?

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🤣 Seems like marriage comes with a "requires assistance" label! 💍🔧

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged couple, humor, irony, love, married, need, ones, people, relationship, single on May 30, 2026 by slickboy.

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