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How do I become a billionaire by 9 a.m. Monday? Please, it’s urgent.

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"Sure, just ask the Money Fairy to set her alarm! 😴💸✨ #BillionaireByBreakfast"

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged 9, am, ambition, billionaire, comedy, humor, i, management, Monday, motivation, please, success, time, time management, urgency, urgent on May 27, 2026 by slickboy.

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