How do I become a billionaire by 9 a.m. Monday? Please, it’s urgent. Posted onMay 27, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Sure, just ask the Money Fairy to set her alarm! 😴💸✨ #BillionaireByBreakfast" Related funny posts 🤝 I like how the Tooth Fairy got the job, and then subbed it out to everyone’s parents. That’s called “business savvy.” The best proof that fairy tales are fictional is the fact that the prince is always an intelligent and handsome single man. Life is not a fairy tale. If you lose your shoe at midnight, you’re drunk. The best thing about living with my parents is being woken up four minutes before my alarm to be told my alarm is about to go off. Why can’t I cry money instead of tears?