I accidentally used my dog’s shampoo today, and now I’m feeling like such a good girl. Posted onFeb 1, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Guess I'm officially top dog in the shampoo department! 🐶✨ #FurRealFeeling" Related funny posts 😂 Shampoo companies need to be clearer when they say “repairs damage”. I cancelled my therapy for nothing. You ever go to a baseball game and hear a guy yelling, “hot dogs! hot dogs!” over and over again? That’s me, looking for hot dogs. If the shampoo and the conditioner finish at the same time, one of them faked it. Singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get shampoo in your mouth. Then it’s a soap opera! There are drug-sniffing dogs, guide dogs, dogs that save lives. And then there’s my dog, who hits the lead when he poops.