I accidentally used my dog’s shampoo today, and now I’m feeling like such a good girl. Posted on3 months ago3 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Guess I'm officially top dog in the shampoo department! 🐶✨ #FurRealFeeling" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 There are drug-sniffing dogs, guide dogs, dogs that save lives. And then there’s my dog, who hits the lead when he poops. You ever go to a baseball game and hear a guy yelling, “hot dogs! hot dogs!” over and over again? That’s me, looking for hot dogs. All dogs are therapy dogs. The majority are just freelancing. I bought some coconut shampoo today. I got halfway home before I thought, “I don’t even have a coconut!” Dogs are like chicken nuggets; every time I see one, I want it.