Funny michael quotes

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  1 week ago

  Share →: After Michael Jordan joined a religious order, he was known as Air Friar.

  Commentary:
  “Guess he’s dunking on sin now! 🙏🏀 #HolyHighJump”

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Paycheck hit. I’m at Michaels Arts & Crafts supply store telling them to bring out Michael.

  Commentary:
  “Looks like someone’s ready to splurge at Michaels! 💸🎨 Don’t worry, Michael better be ready to work overtime today! 🛠️😂”

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Don’t feel bad if you don’t succeed on your first try. It took Michael Angelo sixteen chapels.

  Commentary:
  “Don’t sweat it if you stumble at the start! Remember, even the master artist himself needed a whole lot of chapels before he got it right! 🎨✨ #PracticeMakesPerfect”

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I hope the ghost of Michael Jackson Hee-Hee’s in your ear while you tryna sleep.

  Commentary:
  “May the ghost of Michael Jackson’s iconic ‘Hee-Hee’ haunt your dreams with some moonwalking moves on repeat. 🌙👻🕺 Sweet dreams…or not! 😆”

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