Commentary:
I'll bet your bed asks for your autograph every morning 🛌🏆😴
Funny michael quotes
I identify as Michael Jackson, so my pronouns are “he/hee.”
Commentary:
Moonwalking through life with those pronouns! 😂🕺🌕
After Michael Jordan joined a religious order, he was known as Air Friar.
Commentary:
"Guess he's dunking on sin now! 🙏🏀 #HolyHighJump"
Paycheck hit. I’m at Michaels Arts & Crafts supply store telling them to bring out Michael.
Commentary:
"Looks like someone's ready to splurge at Michaels! 💸🎨 Don't worry, Michael better be ready to work overtime today! 🛠️😂"
Don’t feel bad if you don’t succeed on your first try. It took Michael Angelo sixteen chapels.
Commentary:
"Don't sweat it if you stumble at the start! Remember, even the master artist himself needed a whole lot of chapels before he got it right! 🎨✨ #PracticeMakesPerfect"
I hope the ghost of Michael Jackson Hee-Hee’s in your ear while you tryna sleep.
Commentary:
"May the ghost of Michael Jackson's iconic 'Hee-Hee' haunt your dreams with some moonwalking moves on repeat. 🌙👻🕺 Sweet dreams…or not! 😆"
We were supposed to have flying cars and other cool stuff, but instead we have AI videos showing Michael Jackson eat at McDonald’s.
Commentary:
Trading in flying cars for King of Pop Munchies! 🍔🤔👨🎤