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I am the Michael Jordan of laying down.

Commentary:
I'll bet your bed asks for your autograph every morning 🛌🏆😴

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged am, exaggeration, humor, i, jordan, laying, laying down, michael, Michael Jordan, reference, relaxation, sports, sports reference on Jun 19, 2026 by slickboy.

After Michael Jordan joined a religious order, he was known as Air Friar.

Commentary:
"Guess he's dunking on sin now! 🙏🏀 #HolyHighJump"

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged after, air, Air Friar, basketball, basketball player, friar, humor, joke, jordan, michael, Michael Jordan, order, player, pun, religious, religious joke, religious order, sports, sports humor, wordplay on May 27, 2026 by slickboy.

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