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I birthed my kid faster than she can put on shoes.

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Sounds like your kid graduated from the School of Slow Shoelace Tying! 🐢👟😄

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged birth, child, child birth, daily, daily life, family, faster, humor, i, kid, life, motherhood, parenting, put, speed on May 27, 2026 by slickboy.

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