Funny smack quotes

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Life would be so much simpler if you could just smack the stupid out of people instead having to reason with them.

  Commentary:
  "Imagine walking around with a giant Stupidity Smacker™️ just waiting to use it on people who test your patience 🤣💥 Who needs a debate when you have a good ol' smackdown as an option? 🤷‍♂️💢"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Remember when we had to smack the TV cause it wasn’t coming in clearly? I feel that way about too many people.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the good ol' days of percussive maintenance! 💥😂 Some people definitely could use a gentle tap on the 'antenna' to get their signal straight! 📺👋 #StayTunedForBetterReception"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I can cope well with most situations. Hearing someone smack is not one of them.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew the seemingly innocent sound of smacking could be so unsettling? 🙉 Just remember, if someone's smacking bothers you, just imagine they're applauding your presence in a noisy way! 👏😄"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Remember when we had to smack the TV because the channel wasn’t coming in clearly? I feel that way about far too many people.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the good old days of solving technology problems with a well-placed smack. If only we could do the same with people… 📺👋😆"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I miss the good ol’ days until I remember things like having to get out of my chair and smack the TV to get a clearer picture.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the nostalgia for simpler times…when "adjusting the antenna" was a high-stakes mission requiring Jedi-like precision and a firm hand! 📺💥 Who needs streaming services when you've got the power of percussive maintenance, am I right? 😉 #ThrowbackThursdays #TheOriginalRemoteControl

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