funny smack quotes - Wordgag

Life would be so much simpler if you could just smack the stupid out of people instead having to reason with them.

May 23, 2026

Remember when we had to smack the TV cause it wasn’t coming in clearly? I feel that way about too many people.

May 22, 2026

I can cope well with most situations. Hearing someone smack is not one of them.

May 21, 2026

Remember when we had to smack the TV because the channel wasn’t coming in clearly? I feel that way about far too many people.

May 21, 2026

I miss the good ol’ days until I remember things like having to get out of my chair and smack the TV to get a clearer picture.

May 20, 2026

When you split a dessert, the waiter should bring two forks and one of those chess clocks you smack to let the other person know it’s their turn.

May 18, 2026