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That moment of panic when they invite you inside at the start of the birthday party you thought was a drop off.

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Your brain automatically translates WTF but not LOL.

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Don’t worry, man, we can probably Photoshop the deep and enduring sadness out of your eyes later.

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There’s literally no law that says you can’t put your friends down as your references and pretend they were your boss at an old job. Literally, there’s no law that says that.

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If you’re ever intimidated by someone just imagine them opening a Capri Sun.

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The closest I’ve come to mastering a martial art is figuring out how to wash my feet in the shower.

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No, you tell me what YOU were doing during that gap in my resume.