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I can turn wine into water about two hours after drinking i…

I can turn wine into water about two hours after drinking i…

Commentary:
"Looks like we've got a new challenger for the ultimate party trick! 🍷💧 Sorry Jesus, seems like this person has some *serious* hydration skills on their side. 💪😄 #waterbender"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged after, checkmate, drinking, hours, humor, i, Jesus, joke, turn, water, wine on Jan 27, 2025 by slickboy.

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