I can turn wine into water about two hours after drinking it. Checkmate Jesus. Posted on2 weeks ago2 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppI can turn wine into water about two hours after drinking it. Checkmate Jesus. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Jesus turned water into wine. I turn food into fertilizer. We are not the same. If I could turn water into wine, I’d have lots of followers too. The fact that I have a lot of wine in the house proves that I don’t drink much. Otherwise the wine would be gone. Wine must breathe. I always hear that wine needs to breathe. I want to drink it and not revive it. Establish dominance at work by drinking iced tea in a wine glass.
