I can turn wine into water about two hours after drinking i… Commentary:"Looks like we've got a new challenger for the ultimate party trick! 🍷💧 Sorry Jesus, seems like this person has some *serious* hydration skills on their side. 💪😄 #waterbender" Related Funny Posts 🤝 Jesus turned water into wine. I turn food into fertilizer. We are not the same. If I could turn water into wine, I’d have lots of followers too. “You’re always drinking wine!” God forbid a girl enjoys the first miracle of Jesus. Girl, I’m bored. Let’s start drinking the daily recommended 10-15 cups of water. Wine must breathe. I always hear that wine needs to breathe. I want to drink it and not revive it.