I could own a thousand summer dresses, and it still wouldn’t be enough. Posted on3 months ago3 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:When it comes to summer dresses, I'm like a squirrel with nuts—always ready for more! 🌞👗🐿️ Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Those who still fit in their wedding dresses years later haven’t been making enough effort eating. Going from summer clothes to winter clothes: “Okay!” Going from winter clothes to summer clothes: “I AM NOT READY!” It’s almost time to put away my black summer clothes and bring out my black fall clothes. Me, aged 20: This is internship summer. I will get an internship. I will find a job. I will study. I will read. I will learn piano. I will… Me, nowadays: This summer, I’m going to try all of the ice cream flavors. I do block people right away; you’re not going to stress me out on my own phone, with my own internet, and in my own house.