funny hesitation quotes - Wordgag

The umbrella was going to be called brella, but the inventor hesitated.

May 21, 2026

“Are we still going?” … An introvert’s attempt to cancel.

May 19, 2026

I don’t always seize the day. Sometimes I poke the day with my index finger and go, ew, ew, ew, ew.

May 19, 2026

I want to text this person, but I need to have shame and self-respect.

May 18, 2026