I don’t like people who take drugs, for example: airport security. Posted onMay 28, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Flying high with humor, but airport security prefers a more grounded approach! 😂✈️🚫 Related funny posts 🤝 Once again, I have fallen for life’s biggest scam: being two hours early for a flight only for security to take roughly seven minutes. If idiots could fly, TikTok would be an airport. Airport security asked me if I’ve seen anything unusual. I just paid $18 for a coke & a sandwich. Let’s start with that. They should make a separate airport for people who know how to act like they’ve been out in public before. JFK is the perfect name for this airport because it’s a bloody headache.