I don’t want to brag or anything, but I can still fit in the earrings I wore in high school. Funny Quotes September 22, 2023 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppI don’t want to brag or anything, but I can still fit in the earrings I wore in high school. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Yesterday I wore something from 5 years ago and it actually fit. So proud of myself. It was a scarf, but still, let’s be positive here. Sometimes I think I’m too old to make a career change. But then I remember how Walter White went from high school teacher to drug kingpin. Anything is possible! Thank you for the opportunity but I don’t think being human is a good fit for me. I’m going to go back to school to become an octopus. Mayor of a small town is such a wild job. It’s like being the president of a country where you went to high school with the whole population. Whenever I lose my faith in justice, I look at the high school beauties from back then today. Then I’m fine again.
