Trendy Funny Quotes

  • My neighbors listen to really good music, whether they like it or not.
  • “This would be better if there was cake” really does ring true in any situation.
  • The first time you forgive out of love. The second time out of hope and the third time out of stupidity.
  • One minute you’re young and fun and the next, you need a tow out of a beanbag chair.
  • Proudly doing my part to cause the male loneliness epidemic.
  • My favorite color is money.