I had big plans to sleep in today, but my bladder canceled. Funny Quotes September 22, 2023 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppI had big plans to sleep in today, but my bladder canceled. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I no longer need an alarm clock because I’m over 40 and have a bladder. My fairytale would be called the princess and the pea sized bladder. I am not someone you have to host if you invite me, because I will have canceled. I am not someone you have to entertain if you invite me, because I will have canceled. The meeting of the Anonymous Pessimists was canceled. It wouldn’t have helped anyway.