I had big plans to sleep in today, but my bladder canceled. Posted on3 days ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Looks like your bladder is the ultimate party pooper! 🎉💤 Just when you thought you'd have a lazy morning, it decides to shake things up! 😆 Who needs alarm clocks when you have a bladder on a mission? 🚽💥" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 My friends have canceled our dinner plans two nights in a row. I’m starting to think they don’t like dinner. I no longer need an alarm clock because I’m over 40 and have a bladder. “Beauty sleep” is bullshit. I sleep 14 hours a day and still look like trash. Some people can’t sleep because they have insomnia. I can’t sleep because I have Internet. My fairytale would be called the princess and the pea sized bladder.