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I hate when a guy asks β€œcan you cook?” Can you build a house?

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"Next time someone asks me if I can cook, I'm bringing blueprints to the date. πŸ‘πŸ‘·β€β™€οΈπŸ³"

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged build, building, comedy, comparison, cook, cooking, expectation, gender, gender roles, guy, hate, house, house building, humor, i, irony, relationship, roles on May 26, 2026 by slickboy.

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