I hate when people call my phone! I don’t use it for that.

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I have the bruises of a much more active person.

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Seize the day! Unless it sucks. Then seize the next one.

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I was having a great time until I remembered that I was ugly.

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Hey (with the intention of going to sleep).

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Imagine if every time you ate a grape you’d hear a soft voice whisper “that was my son…”

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The cold water does not get warmer if you jump late.

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The heart wants what it wants, but it’s not the only organ that has a vote.