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I have never β€œlit up a room” unless you count arson.

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"Setting your personality on fire πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯: not recommended for brightening up a room πŸš’πŸ€­ #firestarter"

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged arson, comedy, count, humor, i, joke, light, lit, never, room, self-deprecation, wit on May 20, 2026 by slickboy.

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