I just finished cleaning the house for Thanksgiving, so if… Commentary:"Who knew cleaning could have such magical powers of family disappearance? 😂🏡✨ Looks like the backyard is the new family hangout spot! #ThanksgivingEscapePlan" Related Funny Posts 🤝 Instead of cleaning my house, I just watch episodes of hoarders on TV and then I think “Wow, my house looks awesome!” For Thanksgiving don’t ask me about my life, just pass me the bottle. This year for Thanksgiving, I’ll probably bring what I brought last year… shame upon the family. Canadian Thanksgiving isn’t the same day as Thanksgiving in the US because Canadians already put gravy on everything every day. My husband accidentally locked himself out of the house, and I didn’t hear him knocking until I finished eating the rest of his cheesecake. So weird.