I just finished cleaning the house for Thanksgiving, so if you’re looking for my family they’ll be in the backyard until Thursday. Posted onSep 22, 2023Nov 10, 2023 by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppI just finished cleaning the house for Thanksgiving, so if you’re looking for my family they’ll be in the backyard until Thursday. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Instead of cleaning my house, I just watch episodes of hoarders on TV and then I think “Wow, my house looks awesome!” And then I thought to myself, “What’s the point of cleaning if my family is going to keep living here?” Nothing messes up your Friday like realizing it’s only Thursday. I’m ready for a new relationship. My past is buried in the backyard, to fertilize the tomatoes. Every family needs a delusional daughter who is ambitious about relieving all her family’s struggles solely by winning the lottery one day.
