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I just finished cleaning the house for Thanksgiving, so if…

I just finished cleaning the house for Thanksgiving, so if…

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"Who knew cleaning could have such magical powers of family disappearance? 😂🏡✨ Looks like the backyard is the new family hangout spot! #ThanksgivingEscapePlan"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged backyard, celebration, cleaning, family, finished, holiday, house, humor, i, just, looking, Thanksgiving, Thursday on Jan 20, 2025 by slickboy.

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