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- You can use an egg timer to tell you when your egg is cooked perfectly. For brown rice you can use a calendar.
- I just tried to groom my dog myself, and I now fully understand why the dog groomer charges more for a haircut than my own stylist.
- I’ll never understand why the volume in movies is always mixed in such a way that you can barely understand the dialog and your neighbor gets war flashbacks during action scenes.
- Look, ice cream has eggs in it, therefore it is a breakfast food.
- I’m just going to flip this omelette… Okay, we’re having scrambled eggs.
