I just tried to poach an egg and I now understand why Eggs Benedict is $23

I just tried to poach an egg and I now understand why Eggs Benedict is $23
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Looks like the egg decided to play hard-to-get 🍳😂 No wonder it costs a pretty penny to have Eggs Benedict served up all fancy! Who knew breakfast could be such a high-maintenance diva? 😉

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