I know breakfastless behavior when I see it. Posted onMay 28, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Sounds like someone's running on coffee fumes and dreams of pancakes! π₯π΄β Related funny posts π€ I’m still tired from yesterday’s tired. I hope Google never goes down. I know like six, maybe seven, things. In my experience, bowling and pancakes have the same energy. High hopes at the beginning, lowered self-esteem at the end. I want to be the kind of person who eats half a grapefruit for breakfast and runs every morning, but I also want to be happy. Marriages are like pancakes. Sometimes you gotta throw the first one out.