I left the house with wet hair and no makeup on, so Iโm sure Iโll run into everyone I know. Posted on2 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Having a bad hair day? ๐โโ๏ธ No worries, it's just a guaranteed social encounter strategy! ๐โโ๏ธ Who needs a mirror when you've got fate on your side? ๐ #HelloWorld ๐" Related Funny Quotes ๐ค My husband said I use a lot of makeup, so I showed him some makeup tutorials on TikTok and I donโt think heโll be making that mistake again. Went to bed with wet hair and woke up looking like I might know a lot about astrophysics. Iโve never seen anything sadder than me in a black cape under the salon lights with wet hair parted incorrectly by a solid inch. The only guarantee in life is, if you run errands looking like shit, you will run into everyone you havenโt seen in months. If my house is clean, just know I yelled at everyone for two hours first.