I left the house with wet hair and no makeup on, so I’m sure I’ll run into everyone I know. Posted on2 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Having a bad hair day? 🙆♀️ No worries, it's just a guaranteed social encounter strategy! 💁♀️ Who needs a mirror when you've got fate on your side? 😂 #HelloWorld 🌎" Related Funny Posts 🤝 My husband said I use a lot of makeup, so I showed him some makeup tutorials on TikTok and I don’t think he’ll be making that mistake again. Went to bed with wet hair and woke up looking like I might know a lot about astrophysics. I’ve never seen anything sadder than me in a black cape under the salon lights with wet hair parted incorrectly by a solid inch. The only guarantee in life is, if you run errands looking like shit, you will run into everyone you haven’t seen in months. If my house is clean, just know I yelled at everyone for two hours first.