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36 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Waitress: “Do you have any questions about the menu?” Me: “What kind of font is this?

53 shares on Telegram this month:

My car spider built a web across my steering wheel and now I can’t go anywhere.

98 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I tried selling my soul to the devil, and he said no.

37 shares on X this month:

Noise cancelling headphones but for when the noises are coming from inside your head.

59 shares on TikTok this month:

Not to brag, but no one has ever accused me of trying too hard.

98 shares on Messenger this month:

I wish that reading books in the park were my job, and I got paid six figures for it.

98 shares on Pinterest this month:

Me: “I should treat myself to something.” My bank account: “Dream on.”

51 shares on Slack this month:

I look stable, but I talk to animals, and wait for them to reply.

40 shares on Slack this month:

Back to work at last! I couldn’t sleep for sheer anticipation.

60 shares on Messenger this month:

The worst part about borrowing money is having to pay it back or move to a new city.

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Someone from 🇩🇲 has viewed:

The best weight you’ll ever lose is the weight of other people’s opinions.

Someone from 🇧🇾 has viewed:

Raise your hand if you’ve ever tried to breathe quieter while walking up a hill so strangers didn’t call 911.

Someone from 🇧🇫 has shared:

One of the biggest struggles of being an adult is deciding what to make for supper. Every. Single. Night.

Someone from 🇨🇴 has shared:

Handing the bus driver a $50 bill and telling him “Just drive”.

Someone from 🇪🇨 has downloaded:

Breaking news: Suicidal twin kills sister by mistake.

Someone from 🇿🇲 has bookmarked:

When I tell my kids I’ll do something in a minute, what I’m really saying is “Please forget.”

Someone from 🇵🇦 has viewed:

Women are actually very understanding if you’re honest with them, especially if they like you. You don’t even have to do all that lying.

Someone from 🇫🇯 has downloaded:

Why is incognito mode always associated with freaky shit? I use it to search up very obvious questions, so there’s no record of me looking dumb.

Someone from 🇸🇻 has copied:

I just went to Crazy Town, and they said you’re a local legend.

Someone from 🇲🇲 has copied:

All I think about is death and sex.

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Freshly posted on Telegram:

Should be able to shazam the inner yearnings of my heart.

Shared recently on Telegram:

Wondering when these skinny jeans are gonna kick in.

Making waves on Telegram:

I have nothing in common with people who “forget to eat”.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

Instead of cleaning my house, I just watch episodes of hoarders on TV and then I think “Wow, my house looks awesome!”

Trending via Discord:

Damn, girl, are you Black Friday? Because I’m wondering what your bloody deal is.

Just shared via TikTok:

I’m looking for a moisturizer to hide the fact that I’ve been tired since 2010.

Just landed via Snapchat:

Someone at work had a 25-year anniversary, and it took everything in me not to say she’s been working longer than I’ve been alive.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

Beginning my getting out of bed journey this morning.

Just landed via WeChat:

It’s Monday, proceed with caution.

Going viral on Messenger:

Thanks for leaving my door open; I was running low on houseflies.

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I left the house with wet hair and no makeup on, so I’m sure I’ll run into everyone I know.

I knew I had issues when motivational speakers started to irritate me.

Sorry, I missed your call. I watched it ring and everything.

Life hack: You can’t be sad if you are asleep.

After you’ve been married a long time, you become able to communicate nonverbally. At least, I’m pretty sure that’s why we never speak.

Walking that line between “The internet is great” and “The internet is a mistake” daily.

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I left the house with wet hair and no makeup on, so I’m sure I’ll run into everyone I know.

Keep the laugh going 😂

I knew I had issues when motivational speakers started to irritate me.

Sorry, I missed your call. I watched it ring and everything.

Apparently, it’s rude to poke someone in the forehead and yell “Skip Intro” when they start talking to you.

Life hack: You can’t be sad if you are asleep.

After you’ve been married a long time, you become able to communicate nonverbally. At least, I’m pretty sure that’s why we never speak.

Walking that line between “The internet is great” and “The internet is a mistake” daily.

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