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I lied, there’s no sex. Can you tell me a bedtime story?

Posted onApr 1, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes
Humorous text about bedtime honesty and playful longing for a story.
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Who needs bedtime action when you can have bedtime fiction? 🛌📖😴

TagsTags: bedtime, bedtime story, conversation, humor, i, joke, lie, me, relationship, sex, story, tell

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