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I lied, there’s no sex. Can you tell me a bedtime story?

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Who needs bedtime action when you can have bedtime fiction? πŸ›ŒπŸ“–πŸ˜΄

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged bedtime, bedtime story, conversation, humor, i, joke, lie, me, relationship, sex, story, tell on May 29, 2026 by slickboy.

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