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Shit posting is cheaper than therapy.

May 30, 2026

IKEA products should be cheaper, I’m doing all the work here. It’s like ordering takeout food and still having to cook it when it arrives.

May 24, 2026

I like running because it’s cheaper than paying for a gym membership. If the gym wants the money I owe them, they’ll have to catch me.

May 23, 2026

I have decided to purchase the grocery store because it is now cheaper than the groceries inside it.

May 20, 2026

TVs are like, literally, the only thing that has gotten cheaper as I’ve gotten older.

May 19, 2026

It’s actually crazy we figured out how to grow real diamonds that are cheaper and better quality than the real thing, and so many people are still like, no thanks, the suffering is what makes it special.

May 19, 2026