I knew the date was going well when we shared a glass of gravy with two straws.

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Being insane should at least burn calories.

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If I’m ever the problem, you’re the reason.

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I enjoy long walks in the woods, but only because there’s a chance I’ll get eaten by a bear.

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I won’t bore you with my problems because all of my problems are fascinating.

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In Russia, the cold complains about you.

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After ten true crime podcasts you start to think you could probably solve a murder. After a hundred you start to think you could probably get away with one.

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Mission Impossible theme song plays in my head when I’m trying to remember a password.

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You ever wake up in the morning and your first thought is ‘I can’t wait to go to bed tonight’?

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The one thing I’ve never had in my car’s glove box is a pair of gloves.

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You only live once and thank God for that.