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I may not be the smartest or most athletic man in the world. There’s no second part to this, keep scrolling.

I may not be the smartest or most athletic man in the world. There’s no second part to this, keep scrolling.

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I'm just here for the participation trophy and snacks! πŸ…πŸͺπŸ˜„

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