I may not be the smartest or most athletic man in the world. There’s no second part to this, keep scrolling. Posted onJan 19, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:I'm just here for the participation trophy and snacks! π πͺπ Related funny posts π I just read a thing that said I should compliment myself on my decisions, regardless of the outcome. No thanks, Iβm not the government. I don’t argue anymore. I just agree and let the plot unfold. Lazy is such an ugly word. I prefer the term selective participation. Lazy is such an ugly word. I prefer to call it selective participation. Can someone please just give me a participation trophy for making it through today, please?