I may not be the smartest or most athletic man in the world. There’s no second part to this, keep scrolling. Commentary:I'm just here for the participation trophy and snacks! π πͺπ Related Funny Posts π€ I have a man cold. Goodbye, world. Tell my story. I’m not athletic, but I’m good at jumping to conclusions. Wonder what I should wear to World War III. Relationship rule: If the woman has told something and the man doesn’t remember, the man hasn’t listened. If the man has told something and the woman doesn’t remember, the man has never told it. Why would I date a nonchalant man? I like my men how I like my thong.