When I say, βI have to be someplace,β what I mean is, βI want to go home.β Posted onMay 30, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Relatable! My social battery is on dial-up internet speed. π‘ππ Related funny posts π€ The only thing I miss from my past is that flat stomach I had. I donβt wanna party like itβs 1999, I want to pay my bills like itβs 1999. I’m actually really fun once you get to know me (takes 3-4 years). Someone at work had a 25-year anniversary, and it took everything in me not to say sheβs been working longer than Iβve been alive. Of course I talk to myself. Sometimes I need expert advice.