I might look calm, but in my head I’ve punched you in the face three times. Posted onSep 22, 2023Sep 21, 2023 by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppI might look calm, but in my head I’ve punched you in the face three times. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Accidentally punched myself in the face as I was getting dressed this morning, and I have to say, I deserved it. That awkward moment when you’ve said “What?” three times, so you just say “Oh, yeah..” even though you have no idea what they said. I never make the same mistake twice. I make it three four times, you know, just to be sure! Calm down, engine light, if I can run on broken parts, so can you. I wish I loved exercise as much as I love napping 3 times a day and eating 5 times the suggested serving size.
