I might look calm, but in my head I’ve punched you in the face three times. Funny Quotes Jan 20, 2025 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Ah, the classic case of a calm exterior masking a turbulent interior… kind of like a tea kettle about to boil over! 🫖💥 Don't mess with this serene facade, or you might just trigger the ultimate punchline! 👊😂" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Accidentally punched myself in the face as I was getting dressed this morning, and I have to say, I deserved it. My sex face is the same as my first pee in three hours face. A two-step guide to warning someone not to hit their head: 1. Wait until they’ve hit their head. 2. Say “Ooh, mind your head!” I wish I loved exercise as much as I love napping 3 times a day and eating 5 times the suggested serving size. That awkward moment when you’ve said “What?” three times, so you just say “Oh, yeah..” even though you have no idea what they said.
