I need a day off from myself. Posted onMay 18, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:When I figure out how to call in sick to being me, I'll let you know! ππ€π΄ Related funny posts π€ Take your days off, these jobs don’t care about you. Listen to the birds, not the news. You should be allowed to miss work if youβre not feeling sexy. Who called it a missed phone call from your parents and not a boomer rang? Adulting is realizing you can’t skip work like you skipped school.