I need a day off from myself.

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It’s just a matter of time until they add “syndrome” after my name.

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Remember when Mustangs were muscle cars and not an embarrassment to the name.

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Do people exist who manage to wash, dry, fold, and put away their laundry in the same day?

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By now, we’ve all figured out that these LED bulbs don’t actually last 15 years, but we’ve collectively decided to just let it slide.

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The me who snips coupons needs to communicate better with the me who walks into the stores.

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My Facebook friends are like my pen collection. I have 100 but only one writes.

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Everyone is fighting a battle you don’t know about, except for me. I am complaining loudly about my battle. Everybody knows about it.