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Fake laughing at work is exhausting as hell, just leave me alone, bro.

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He likes when I shakalaka, so, woop, there it is.

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Accessories can really boost a woman’s self-confidence. For example, I know I would feel 10x sexier if I carried a sword with me at all times.

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My mom asked me to hand out invitations for my brother’s surprise birthday party, and that’s when I realized he was the favorite twin.

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Why would I want a memory pillow? Sleep is where I go to forget.

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A service where you bring a working printer to my house, I print the one thing I need, and you leave again until next year.

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I suck at charging my phone, 21 percent charged, and I’m taking it off so I can lay the other way.

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The only fantasy I have in the bedroom these days is getting 8 hours of sleep.

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That pile of clothes on my bed, seems to have strange powers and gets higher on its own.

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Got possessed by a demon once, and everyone was like, “OMG, did you do something with your hair?”

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Yeah, I’ll get up soon, I just need to look at the internet first. Yes, the whole thing.

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Sorry, I don’t think I can hang out this weekend, my 4-year-old is still telling a joke.

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The sexual tension when everyone arrives at a 4-way stop at the same time.

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Shoutout to everyone who remembers their childhood landline number but can’t recall the password they made yesterday. You’re my people.

Eating cold ravioli counts as breakfast if you’re still wearing yesterday’s clothes.

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I bet the person who named the fireplace also named the waterfall.

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I’m no Hobbit, but I do often walk blindly into some rather dodgy situations.

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We should be able take jets and tanks and stuff whenever we want, we paid for them.

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Used dark mode so much that I became physically repulsed when I see a white screen.

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Celebrities should not be allowed to name children.

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Parents will give you a lecture about fake friends and then get scammed by their own siblings.

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I’ve noticed that when young people now talk about “old people”, they mean me.

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Just be good and kind to your children. Not only are they the future of the world, they’re the ones who can sign you into a home.

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I totally get why Leonardo DiCaprio is trying to save the environment for future generations. They could be his girlfriend.

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An Advent Calendar for adults but behind every door is a different kind of anxiety medication.

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The ultimate student paradox: skipping class to avoid stress, only to stress about skipping class!

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When I take a shower I’m: 5% cleaning myself, 10% singing, 85% making life changing decisions.

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Googling symptoms until you cry.

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A toddler can do more in one unsupervised minute than most people can do all day.

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Don’t worry. Artificial intelligence will never replace actual ignorance.

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Sleep when the baby sleeps, eat when the baby eats, work when the baby works.

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The global energy crisis could be solved if only we could harness the power of my wife slamming my car door.

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Men be like, yes, I hurt you, but now you hate me, so I am the true victim.

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Me, in heaven: Can you take a photo of me sitting on that cloud?

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Being liked at work comes with so many perks, you could be late as hell, and everyone is just happy to see you.

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Eating cold ravioli counts as breakfast if you’re still wearing yesterday’s clothes.

I bet the person who named the fireplace also named the waterfall.

I’m no Hobbit, but I do often walk blindly into some rather dodgy situations.

We should be able take jets and tanks and stuff whenever we want, we paid for them.

Used dark mode so much that I became physically repulsed when I see a white screen.

Celebrities should not be allowed to name children.

Parents will give you a lecture about fake friends and then get scammed by their own siblings.

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I’m a “I have an appointment later, so I can’t do anything else for the rest of the day” kind of person.

If I ever go missing, check the snack aisle. I’m probably just deciding.

That one friend who has a dangerously loose grasp on food safety.

90% of the things I worry about never happen. Worrying seems to be working.

Not to brag, but I ate all of my bananas before they turned brown. Don’t be jealous.

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My five-year plan is to just see what happens.

Everyone’s worried about a recession, but babes, we’re heading for a dark age.

I love chatty cats like, yeah, bro, meow meow, you’re so right.

Born to hate people. Somehow ended up in customer service.

Reverse cowgirl so I can bend backward and look at him like the Exorcist.

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Squirrels get most of their energy from chewing on powerlines, that acorn thing is just for show.

If you give a man a fish, that fish is basically gone. Way to lose your fish.

We’re all mature, until someone pulls out some bubble wrap.

One of the top features of squirrels, for me, has got to be that squirreliness.

Why can’t I explore the dentist’s mouth too?

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If you’re riding a bike in New York City, it means you care about your health. Riding one in Tennessee means you got a DUI.

Not to brag, but my wife just described the dinner I made as “interesting.”

If I ever die on some hill, rest assured, something fishy is going on.

The person who invented butter really understood humans.

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