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Eating cold ravioli counts as breakfast if you’re still wearing yesterday’s clothes.

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Morning innovation: microwaving’s overrated when you’re dressed for a second day adventure! 🍝🤣👕

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged breakfast, clothes, clothing, cold, cold food, eating, food, humor, laziness, morning, morning routine, ravioli, routine, still on May 30, 2026 by slickboy.

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