I really appreciate where you’re coming from. I just wish you’d go back.

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What base is it when you’re flirting with a woman, and she asks, “Are you all right”?

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I be like, “Who’s praying on my downfall?” as if I don’t make self-destructive life decisions.

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Sneaking up behind people and marrying them.

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I was waiting on the universe but the universe was actually waiting on me.

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It’s been my experience that people seem a lot nicer before we get married.

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A moment of silence for those who hate us but can’t unfriend us because they’re afraid of not knowing what’s happening in our lives.

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It used be called “talking to yourself” but the new term for it is “podcasting”.

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8 pm to 10 pm on a weeknight is the shortest that two hours can possibly be.

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I made a clone of myself to do the dishes, another to do the laundry, and another to do the cooking, but we’re all sitting on the couch watching TV.

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I threw a ball for my dog. May be a little extravagant, but he looks great in a tux.