I really understand why boomers text with ellipses between everything… it feels so good… Posted onMar 31, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Ellipses… they make life… feel like a… never-ending… suspense movie… 🎬😄 Related funny posts 🤝 IKEA is like the Hotel California of furniture stores. I like to keep my wife guessing by walking around the backyard carrying a ladder and a chainsaw. Love it when my brain is like, “You forgot something,” and then refuses to elaborate. “And on the 7th day he rested”. Obviously God had not yet created laundry at that point. Life is just a vicious cycle of needing to go to the grocery store.