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"Who needs social skills when you can just eat your problems away? 🦖😂 Just imagine if humans did the same…awkward family reunion? Say no more, just pass the BBQ sauce! 🍖 #Dinolicious"

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Gang initiations from the Midwest be like “you have to eat the entire potato salad.”

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I want the job where I push scared skydivers out of planes.

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My wife has the worst taste in men.

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Roses are red, I’m staying in bed. I’ve made no plans, besides pretending I’m dead.

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You know it’s bad when people start telling you that you are the strongest person they’ve ever met.

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The more attention you get on this website, the less you enjoy being on it.

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I waste a lot of time putting my phone down to just pick it back up again.

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They give smokers all those breaks to make up for the time taken off their lifespan.

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I don’t mind being fully naked or my top half being naked, but I hate being naked from the waist down only. This is why I could never be a cartoon duck.

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I don’t know how to mop my kitchen floor without pretending l’m cleaning up a gruesome crime scene.

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When you want to feel at your thinnest, walk through Walmart at any time of day.

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Math is like Chinese to me.

23 shares on Discord this month:

At the doctor’s office, booing all the names being called that aren’t mine.

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Cancelling a date so I can order pizza and go to bed at 8:30 p.m.

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A little mystery is the sweetest seduction.

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50% of parenting is just trying to decide if that noise is worth walking up all of those stairs.

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They should invent a body that doesn’t keep the score.

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Not wearing glasses anymore, I’ve seen enough.

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Yes, officer I saw the speed limit, I just didn’t see your car.

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As per my last curse, I have no interest in this.

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The females who don’t go through phones will definitely find out through dreams.

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Basically a lot of my problems boil down to me being really bad at waking up, and also really bad at going to sleep.

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Having a toddler is wild. I’m getting breaking news about Peppa Pig.

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I do not know how to put this gently, but part of being a good driver is using the gas and brake as little as humanly possible.

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Elect a clown, expect a circus.

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Twitter is where the broken, the used, the fighters, and the lovers gather to appreciate the twisted beauty in one another.

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Please don’t be mean to me, because I can be meaner and I hate being mean.

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I am crumbling under the tyranny of constantly needing to ‘Create an Account’.

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Unlocking new levels of iron deficiency.

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When society eventually breaks down and we are left to rebuild civilization, I hope there are people who still know how to make cheese.

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The most difficult thing you’ll do as a parent is not rearrange the ornaments after the kids put them on the tree.

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Kinda miss being a child and wondering why the moon follows me.

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People aren’t too bad if you stay away from them and don’t go outside.

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I bought a book on Feng Shui, but I don’t know where to put it.

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I recently saw a documentary about dinosaurs. They simply ate everyone they didn’t like. I like that concept.

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Gang initiations from the Midwest be like “you have to eat the entire potato salad.”

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Wow, you have a very impressive collection of strange tendencies.

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