I recently saw a documentary about dinosaurs. They simply ate everyone they didn’t like. I like that concept. Posted on1 week ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Who needs social skills when you can just eat your problems away? 🦖😂 Just imagine if humans did the same…awkward family reunion? Say no more, just pass the BBQ sauce! 🍖 #Dinolicious" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Me, gently telling my kids that I ate the rest of the ice cream: Your dad ate the rest of the ice cream. I think the bowl of ice cream I ate earlier gave me a stomach ache, so I ate a another bowl to make sure. A colon can completely change the meaning of a sentence. For example: Jill ate her friend’s sandwich VS Jill ate her friend’s colon. When I was a kid, we still ate noodles. Then at some point we ate pasta. Today, we only eat carbs. I’ve been doing a lot of thinking recently, and I’ve decided that I really don’t want to do that any more.