I rode around the block on my bike for the first time in years and now I understand why Lance Armstrong took performance enhancing drugs. Posted on4 months ago4 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppI rode around the block on my bike for the first time in years and now I understand why Lance Armstrong took performance enhancing drugs. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Girl, if the moon can block the sun, then you can definitely block your ex. Rent really don’t make no sense. Like, why is my apartment getting a raise every year? Who is doing the performance review? Rabbits jump and they live for 8 years. Dogs run and they live for 15 years. Turtles do nothing and live for 150 years. Lesson learned. I’ll never understand why the volume in movies is always mixed in such a way that you can barely understand the dialog and your neighbor gets war flashbacks during action scenes. Our parents just don’t know how far we rode the bikes when we were young.
