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I rode around the block on my bike for the first time in ye…

I rode around the block on my bike for the first time in ye…

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"Riding a bike after years be like: 'Is this how Lance Armstrong did it? I need some of whatever he's having!' 🚴‍♂️💊 Just wait until the world sees your comeback in the Tour de Suburbia!"

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