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I just need to lie down for a couple of years.

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I hate when I offer someone food and they accept it.

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He thinks I’m so smart because I read books. Baby, they is FAWKING in these books.

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I’m afraid that AI will quickly realize that the biggest problem on Earth is humans – and then solve the problem.

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You’d be surprised how many times you can use the word succulent in a work email.

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You know you’re getting old when the radio stations and bars play music you don’t like, but the supermarket is throwing out banger after banger.

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Spice up your meltdown through interpretive dance.

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I’m not worried about shattering the illusion, I want to smash it to pieces.

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How many calories does an audible sigh burn? Because I don’t think my Apple Watch is giving me credit for them.

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It was so hot today, I thought I was going to be cremated.

35 shares on Discord this month:

“I’m interested in the divorce rate for couples who sleep in queen versus king beds.”

57 shares on Threads this month:

Meteorologist: It’s going to get even hotter. Me, on fire: WHAT?

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I don’t even want a new year this year. I’ll take a lightly used 2006, if it’s available.

96 shares on Telegram this month:

Can’t stop thinking about that time at the planetarium where they showed us a picture of earth and everyone booed.

56 shares on Facebook this month:

We interrupt coverage of one horrible story for breaking news of another horrible story.

33 shares on X this month:

I want someone to care for me as much as Netflix cares if someone has logged into my account from another device.

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Why do babies cry when they are tired? Like, just go to sleep, bro, no one is stopping you.

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I always wonder who makes a more stupid face: women putting on make-up or men shaving?

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Someone just honked to get me out of my parking spot faster… so now I have to sit here until both of us are dead.

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I’m just a Whole Foods girl on a Walmart budget.

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Someone needs to invent a kid that listens the first time.

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My my husband’s favorite thing is when I blame him for losing something that’s actually in my hand.

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Suffering from a forehead kisses deficiency (self-diagnosed).

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I can’t wait for the “international law” crowd to discover that “human rights” aren’t real, either.

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Sometimes I feel like I’m cheating on my recliner with my loveseat, in case you were wondering how emotionally invested I am in laziness.

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An adventure and a dragon would cure me.

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Foo fighters still fighting foo.

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I told my GPS I needed direction in life, and now it insists on recalculating every hour.

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Messages are way funnier when you know how the person talks.

Going bananas on Slack:

Work for a living? In this economy?

Making waves on Twitch:

My day starts backwards, I wake up tired and I go to bed wide awake.

Breaking via Threads:

You can never really “own” earbuds. You just have to appreciate the time you had together.

Going viral on TikTok:

In a job interview, you can always respond to an awkward question with a deep gaze and parted lips, followed by “You complete me.”

Just landed via Snapchat:

Dear liars, I hope every pair of pants you own are on fire.

Going bananas on Reddit:

Tech bro obsessed with “storytelling,” but hasn’t read a book in the last 5 years.

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“Mom, how did we get so rich?” your father said, “Thanks, nothing from my end,” on thousands of important Zoom meetings.

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