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Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡ณ has copied:

The only men you can trust is ramen.

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Just because I can’t sing doesn’t mean I won’t sing.

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It really is Monday every 15 minutes.

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There is no โ€˜weโ€™ in โ€˜foodโ€™.

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Why fall in love when you can fall asleep?

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ช has viewed:

I just want someone who can read a book with me in silence, and then do ungodly things sometimes.

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Twitter can teach you a lot of lessons. Grammar is not one of them.

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Iโ€™m the type of husband that helps his wife look for her missing chocolate that I ate.

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โ€œYouโ€™re a cardiologist? Is that like a fancy name for an auto mechanic?โ€

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Hug your children as often as you can. They can’t break things during this time.

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Going bananas on X:

Have you ever been so stressed that you’re calm?

Live now on WeChat:

Summer is the time when it’s too hot to do what it was too cold to do in winter.

Making waves on X:

Iโ€™m gonna be the first zoomer to start dropping the โ€˜two thousandโ€™ when referring to the past. โ€œYeah, that was back in โ€˜17.โ€

Shared recently on Messenger:

Sports are better when you have hate in your heart.

Just landed via Discord:

Ok, new plan, Iโ€™m gonna marry a Kardashian.

Going bananas on WhatsApp:

I will unfriend, uncousin, unco-worker, unfollow, unfamily any draining soul real quick.

Spotted on Telegram:

I hate having a messy house. Not enough to actually clean it, but enough to give it a disgusted stare while I peacefully relax on the couch.

Just landed via Twitch:

I feel for my kids, who had to take in the groceries and put them away today. They may never recover from this traumatic experience.

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

Male birth control is free, and it’s called wearing Crocs with socks.

Trending via Telegram:

My birthday wish is for everyone to ignore my birthday.

I slept like a baby, knowing I’m a burden to everyone around me.

I slept like a baby, knowing I’m a burden to everyone around me.
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Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ท has downloaded:

Youโ€™re never too old or too stupid to become older and stupider.

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Roses are red, I’m staying in bed. I’ve made no plans, besides pretending I’m dead.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ฐ๐Ÿ‡ท has downloaded:

Need a book club for people who all just happened to read the same book but hated it and now need to vent.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ฟ has copied:

God bless the student essay that is so confused and rambling, there is zero chance that they used AI.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ผ has shared:

If youโ€™ve been talking for 5 minutes straight, it might be someone elseโ€™s turn.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ฟ๐Ÿ‡ฆ has bookmarked:

Are you spaghetti because I want you to meat my balls?

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ต has shared:

Sorry I missed your call 8 months ago. Is everything okay?

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The older I get, the more I understand why roosters just scream to start their day.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ป has bookmarked:

My lawyer dropped his briefcase and nunchuks fell out.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ช has shared:

Growing up means choosing cozy couch moments over crowded club scenes. Cheers to adulting!

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Just landed via Reddit:

Many greetings from my coffee. Y’all are talking too much again.

Shared recently on Instagram:

There’s nothing that I hate more than a failed nap attempt.

Making waves on Slack:

Being an iPad baby must be so exciting. Imagine going from nine dull months in the womb to playing Candy Crush.

Freshly posted on Threads:

Sharing wired earphones is a forgotten form of intimacy.

Shared recently on Instagram:

That awkward moment when you try something on in a shop but you donโ€™t know if you can get it off again.

Just landed via Twitch:

Iโ€™m tired and drank a lot of coffee, so now Iโ€™m tired but faster.

Going viral on TikTok:

I need to social distance with the refrigerator so I can flatten my curve.

Spreading quickly via TikTok:

Sometimes, I wonder what my life would be like if I had a good haircut.

Going viral on Pinterest:

I’m forming a Wham! cover band with 3 other bald guys called Hairless Whisper.

Going bananas on Twitch:

Life begins when you can afford it.

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