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Was complaining to my mom about my daughter’s attitude and she told me I should’ve named her payback.

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A poorly timed two-factor authentication request will be the thing that finally kills me.

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Someone at my job mentioned severance, and I was like, “Oh my God, I love that show,” and they said, “No, I’m about to get fired.”

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I’m sorry for the things I said when there were too many noises at the same time.

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When people tell me “you’re going to regret that in the morning”, I sleep until noon because I am a problem solver.

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After ejaculation, men automatically realize that everything is vanity upon vanity.

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If you find me offensive, then I suggest you quit finding me.