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Jesus Christ. I haven’t seen a meltdown like that since Chernobyl.

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Sometimes, I feel like my brain is still running on Windows 95.

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I touched grass today, and I’m still like this. Please advise.

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I’ve reached the age where people talk loudly and slowly to me.

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I took a test to see if I have multiple personalities. I scored 100%, 92% and 88%.

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The only warning I take seriously these days is when my cell phone battery is low.

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Sign at the zoo says “don’t stick your hand in the alligator cage”. Thanks, but I’ll do my own research.

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If Spotify has taught me anything, it’s that I don’t know the correct lyrics to any of my favorite songs.

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If you push your belly button and nose at the same time, your brain takes a screenshot.

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Remember when we were young and said “I’ll sleep when i’m older”? Well, now we can’t when we want to.