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I’m going back to the 90s, if anyone wants to come.

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If anyone wants a more cost effective energy provider, I can supply endless energy on tap from my absolutely not tired child at bedtime.

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Drinking 3L of water daily helps you avoid other people’s drama because you’re too busy peeing. Stay hydrated.

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Grocery carts should have barcode scanners on them so you can see how much you’re spending as you put things in your cart.

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Calling someone a “tough cookie” isn’t a compliment, tough cookies are literally the worst cookies.

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What did people do before alarm clocks? Just go to bed like, “Hope I wake up in time for work tomorrow.”

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On a first date, saying “agree to disagree” every time they share anything about themselves.