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“Machines will soon be as smart as people.” Ok, but which people?

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Bruschetta is 80% delicious and 20% mess.

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LinkedIn: where you desperately hope that one idiot you had a drink with six years ago can somehow help get you a job.

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Welcome to Wordgag! 😉✌️ Enjoy endless laughter with our collection of funny quotes guaranteed to crack you up. 😂💥

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73 shares on TikTok this month:

I’m glad it’s not snowing. I can’t imagine shoveling snow in this heat.

82 shares on Twitch this month:

A true friend is someone who thinks you’re a good egg, even though they know you’re slightly cracked.

23 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Cigarettes are a better networking tool than LinkedIn could ever dream of being.

75 shares on Facebook this month:

I nearly broke my toe because the coffee table didn’t look where it was going.

91 shares on Slack this month:

Why is everyone looking for intelligent life in space? Can we please start on Earth first?

24 shares on WhatsApp this month:

You are what you eat! (If anyone needed more encouragement to eat the rich.)

81 shares on Reddit this month:

Do people still actually eat 3 meals a day, or do we all just survive off of stress and iced coffee?

45 shares on Instagram this month:

My house was clean yesterday. Sorry, you missed it.

52 shares on Slack this month:

If we breakup because you “wanna focus on school,” I better see you in Harvard.

76 shares on Reddit this month:

Show dominance by ending the year in bed.

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Someone from 🇦🇿 has copied:

I forgot to sweep up some crumbs earlier, and I just heard an ant moaning in pleasure as he discovered the bounty.

Someone from 🇱🇦 has downloaded:

I don’t get how alcohol turns y’all evil. I just start giggling and get slutty.

Someone from 🇩🇯 has viewed:

Dear resealable chocolate bag, your confidence in my self-control was truly inspiring. And you were delicious.

Someone from 🇨🇾 has bookmarked:

I can’t flirt, but I’ll awkwardly giggle at everything you say.

Someone from 🇺🇾 has shared:

Jesus spent his time among the mentally ill, the poor and unemployed, the prostitutes. So, in a way, by being on Twitter, we’re like Jesus.

Someone from 🇰🇬 has copied:

Gimme coffee or I’ll sleep amok!

Someone from 🇲🇰 has viewed:

Screen time so high, I should send another risky message and then ignore my cell phone for three days.

Someone from 🇸🇮 has copied:

Forget carrying me to bed; carry me to the end of the workweek. Then we can talk.

Someone from 🇰🇬 has viewed:

When someone says “I expected more of you”, I’m always like “well who’s fault is that?”

Someone from 🇨🇬 has bookmarked:

I’m only staying up until midnight on New Year’s to watch that bloody year die.

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Freshly posted on Slack:

Are you ever in the mood to get hit by a car and spend like one month in the hospital?

Seen just now on YouTube:

US etiquette question: Do you need to tip the guy at the border who reads your last five years of social media history?

Spotted on X:

Cleaning out your camera roll is like the biggest chore ever.

Going viral on Discord:

Went to the toilet today without my cell phone. There are 245 tiles.

Live now on Threads:

My playlist so bipolar. We either in love, depressed, or gang members.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

Male barista called me “my love” yesterday and didn’t say it today… getting mixed signals and feeling really upset.

Spotted on Facebook:

When things get hot, they expand, so I’m just getting warmer, not gaining weight.

Just shared via TikTok:

You know you’re over 40 when you clean your house to the music you used to get drunk to.

Breaking via TikTok:

Sorry I was late, I was frantically applying to other jobs.

Going viral on WeChat:

I was having a great day, and then, people.

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I think it’s time I find myself a new inspiration, asking myself “what would Batman do?” gets me in too much trouble.

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