Related Funny Quotes 🤝
- When my cat gets in trouble I call him by his full name, Catthew.
- Please remember, I am an inspiration for birth control.
- I’m not lazy, I’m waiting for inspiration to hit me… should be here any time now.
- Netflix needs to stop asking if I’m still watching and start asking if I moved the laundry to the dryer yet.
- If I was ever told to “dress to impress”, my first thought would be to get the Batman suit out.