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Oh, the classic "WWBD" dilemma strikes again! 🦇💭 Maybe it's time to switch to a more risk-averse role model like Cinderella or perhaps SpongeBob SquarePants? 🧽 Just a thought… 😉 #NewInspirationNeeded

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Sometimes I look deep into my colleagues’ eyes to check if you really can’t see the back of their skulls.

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Got a scam email full of mistakes like they’re not even trying. It won’t be long before AI takes their jobs.

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I miss you (the money I spent).

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Nothing is impossible, except for my daughter returning home with the hat and gloves she wore to school this morning.

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Sorry, I ghosted you. I just felt like you were gonna ghost me, so I did it first.

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I’m the kind of introvert who dodges phone calls but sends paragraphs in texts.

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My name is Bob but my friends don’t call me.

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I feel bad for Slash. He bought a goofy hat in like 1986 and now he has to wear it until the day he dies.

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No matter how early you get up, fate always gets up half an hour earlier.

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I get all the cardio I need by running out of patience.

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People can’t drive you crazy if you don’t give them the keys.

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Socialism is like polio, it comes back when people forget about the horrible damage it did last time.

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Sleep is a beautiful thing. You don’t miss anyone, you can’t do anything wrong and you simply feel nothing.

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I just came across my wife’s Tinder profile and I’m so angry about her lies. She is not “fun to be around”.

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Sawing a hole in a table from underneath to steal a cake is a lot harder than cartoons would have you believe.

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Me: This is my favorite. I would like to buy this exact same item of clothing again. The fashion industry: No.

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Gatekeeping how insanely handsome I am by looking like total shit all the time.

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Hugging helps break the tension with strangers in elevators.

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I think it’s time I find myself a new inspiration, asking myself “what would Batman do?” gets me in too much trouble.

Sometimes I look deep into my colleagues’ eyes to check if you really can’t see the back of their skulls.

Got a scam email full of mistakes like they’re not even trying. It won’t be long before AI takes their jobs.

I miss you (the money I spent).

Nothing is impossible, except for my daughter returning home with the hat and gloves she wore to school this morning.

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I love airports because the rules of society don’t apply. Eat a pizza and have a glass of wine at 7 am while in track pants. Nobody cares.

Every morning when that damn alarm clock goes off, I just feel it so much: A million-dollar inheritance suits me much better than an office job.

I swear, if my memory was any worse, I could plan my own surprise party.

I love how these vegans still drink water. That’s a fish’s house!

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Let’s call it a year. I’ve had enough. Merry Christmas, y’all.

Sat at a stop sign waiting for it to turn green, if you’re wondering how I’m doing today.

I don’t think I’d get married again, but I would like to annoy someone until one of us is dead.

Girls only want one thing, and it’s to be photographed candidly on 35mm film.

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If you add orange juice to Jason Momoa, you get a Jason Mimosa.

People with ADHD be like “I can’t fry an egg, I got too much going on”.

“It’s the most wonderful crime of the year!” I crooned running away with the pot of Santa’s donations.

It’s so funny when someone writes a song to try to get someone to have sex with them. That’s what a bird would do!

The best thing about living with my parents is being woken up four minutes before my alarm to be told my alarm is about to go off.

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Can someone please help me, I’m still at the Fyre Festival.

As per my last curse, I have no interest in this.

Good morning to life’s chaos, where my coffee is the only thing that makes sense!

Getting a nose ring, so I don’t lose my keys.

Once when I was exercising, I realized that I was allergic to it. I was out of breath, sweating and my heart was racing.

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