I think there’s a size limit on engagement rings before they look tacky, to me.

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I think you misunderstood – when I said, “Let me look into it,” that meant, “I don’t know exactly how to tell you no just yet.”

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My savings account has been empty for so long that a Spirit Halloween just opened up inside it.

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Jury duty is a wild concept. Whenever the government wants, they can just be like “Call off work, bestie, we need you to solve a murder. Here’s fifteen dollars.”

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Start every meeting with, “Let’s just agree to disagree.”

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Goodnight to the men who know one woman is enough. The rest can die.

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My brain has too many tabs open.

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I have no use for mean people. I’ll walk right past you like you’re furniture.