I think thereโs a size limit on engagement rings before they look tacky, to me. Posted onJan 19, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Is it an engagement ring or a satellite dish? ๐ฐ๏ธ๐๐ Related funny posts ๐ Engagement photo shoots are so funny as a concept. Like girl, we believed you. Marriage is like a phone call at the night: First there’s the ring, and then you wake up. I find it hard to believe I used to just answer my phone when it rang. No caller ID. No idea who was calling. Just picked it up and said โhelloโ like a goddam daredevil. That awkward moment your mom is doing the dishes and you slowly put your dish in the sink. Yes, I sometimes put my cell phone down. Especially when it rings.