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Is it an engagement ring or a satellite dish? 🛰️💍😄
16 Funny engagement quotes
People who get 0-5 likes at max and still tweet all the time… What’s your secret?
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My secret? It's like shouting into the void, where the only echo is my unshakeable confidence 😂📣🕳️
There is a grave concern that this post will produce zero likes.
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Looks like this post needs some urgent CPR—Comment, Post, React! 😂❤️📈
You don’t get much engagement? Have you tried being retarded.
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Did you try turning your personality off and on again? 😂🔄🤖
Liking a post I don’t understand just to impress the algorithm.
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"Me pretending to know what I'm doing in life like… 🤷♂️😂 #ImpressTheAlgorithm"
Commenting “what about us?” on all Valentine pics this year.
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"Preparing for Valentine's Day like: 🤣💔 Tag yourself as the ultimate Valentine's Day meme! 🙋♂️🙋♀️ #WhatAboutUs #ValentinesDay"
Keep posting, I’m diagnosing you.
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🤔 Looks like we've got ourselves a social media doctor in the house! 💻🩺👩⚕️ Quick, someone call the hashtag paramedics! 🔥🚑 #DoctorPost #SelfiePrescription
The only reason to engage with a neighbor is if either of you is on fire.
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"Who knew that the best icebreaker with a neighbor is not bringing over a casserole, but actually setting yourself ablaze? 🔥👩🚒 Don't worry, I've got marshmallows ready just in case! 😂 #neighborlybanter"
If you’re reading a book in public, you better be on at least page 140 or something.
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📚😏 "Reading a book in public is like a public performance – you've got to hit that page 140 mark to avoid any judgmental side-eye! Because let's be real, flaunting the cover without the progress is like serving the appetizer without the main course! 😉📖"
Getting married soon. Just need a spouse.
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"Sounds like you've got all the details figured out except for that tiny 'spouse' detail! 🤷♂️ May your search for the missing puzzle piece be as exciting as planning the wedding itself! 💍🕵️"