I used to party all night. Now I check the weather forecast for the next day to see if it’s a good laundry day. Commentary:"From party animal to laundry aficionado 🌧️🧺 Who knew adulthood would hit harder than a hangover? 💃🏻 #LaundryOverLateNights" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I identify as a weather forecast: Anything’s possible. The weather forecast should include the percentage of answers blowing in the wind. If I was a weather man, I’d leak the weather early to pretty women. Cinderella had one night out, and it changed her life. I had one night out, and it changed my credit score. No one tells you that the older you get, the more often you check your weather app.
