Trendy Funny Quotes

  • Some things are better left unsaid, but people get drunk and say them anyway.
  • The real miracle is how Jesus managed to book a table for twenty-six people on the night before the Easter holiday, and then only half them showed up.
  • If I got $5 every time I thought of you, I would start thinking of you.
  • There is a house I drive by most days and I can never tell if they are having a yard sale or that is just how they live.
  • The first time I saw a kiwi I thought it’s a potato with fur.
  • People who can fall asleep quickly freak me out… I mean, don’t they have thoughts?