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I used to think “9 to 5” means a job from 9 a.m. to 5 p.m.

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I thought it meant nine jobs to five cups of coffee per day! ☕️🤯 #MultitaskingMode

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged 5, 9, am, humor, i, job, means, misunderstanding, think, time, used, work on May 29, 2026 by slickboy.

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