I want a man to love me so bad his entire family thinks I did witchcraft on him. Posted onMay 19, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Looks like you've got the kind of charm that could start a Hogwarts enrollment! 🧙♀️❤️✨ Related funny posts 🤝 Being loved right feels like telepathy and a little bit of witchcraft. If I was a weather man, I’d leak the weather early to pretty women. If sex was real, I think I would’ve had it by now. If we breakup because you “wanna focus on school,” I better see you in Harvard. I actually check my emails every day in hopes I’m going to get some life-changing news someday.