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Witty quote about love, comparing oneself to a bagel with humorous, playful tone.

I was a nothingburger to him, but he was an everything bagel to me…

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When he's the everything bagel, but you're just the plain toast 🥯➡️🍞🤣

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged bagel, everything, everything bagel, food, food metaphor, humor, i, love, me, metaphor, nothingburger, relationship, unrequited, unrequited love on May 30, 2026 by slickboy.

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