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Driving a newer car is like “Oh weird, this one doesn’t have Shake on Highway, maybe they stopped making that feature”.

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2 months ago

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Everyone is either engaged, at a run club, doing their master’s, or in Japan.

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3 months ago

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I was just viciously body shamed by my mirror.

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2 months ago

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Can you delete that photo of me? It looks exactly the way I look in real life.

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2 months ago

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I’m never single for too long, you gotta catch me while you can.

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2 months ago

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Sorry for levitating at the end of your bed all night, I just think you’re really cute.

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2 months ago

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40 shares on Twitch this month:

I use subtitles so if I learn anything interesting I can say “I was reading about” instead of “I saw on an episode of Love Island”

31 shares on Instagram this month:

Running from your problems is cardio.

59 shares on YouTube this month:

Imagine you blocked me, and I crawled out from under your couch to ask why.

88 shares on Reddit this month:

The difference between me and Superman is that he has super vision, and I need supervision.

46 shares on Facebook this month:

What if babies had two umbilical cords and if you cut the wrong one, it exploded?

74 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Tonight I wanted to stop drinking but then I remembered the owner of the pub has a family to feed.

83 shares on WeChat this month:

I’m growing a mullet so no one will want to hangout with me.

60 shares on Threads this month:

Absolutely destroyed my bed last night… I cuddled those covers so hard.

46 shares on Messenger this month:

How is every author the #1 New York Times bestseller?

90 shares on Threads this month:

What doesn’t kill you makes you weird at intimacy.

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Someone from 🇯🇲 has downloaded:

Old Spice doesn’t sound like something you wanna smell.

Someone from 🇹🇴 has downloaded:

I don’t remember what I wanted to be when I grew up, but I’m pretty sure it wasn’t a broke, stressed-out, over-thinker with no clothes that fit.

Someone from 🇫🇲 has downloaded:

Since I started following the wisdom of ancient Chinese philosopher Fuk Yu, my life has been so much better…

Someone from 🇸🇪 has downloaded:

My body is 70% water and 30% tired of pretending I know what I’m doing.

Someone from 🇺🇦 has viewed:

Sorry, my bedroom looks like a child with a credit card decorated it. Do you still want to bone?

Someone from 🇧🇷 has shared:

My life is ruined. I wish to live no more. Never mind, I found the remote.

Someone from 🇧🇹 has downloaded:

Welcome to your 40’s. You now have a favorite vegetable peeler.

Someone from 🇲🇬 has downloaded:

Stop making Fast and Furious movies.

Someone from 🇱🇨 has shared:

When fireworks were invented, it was ‘hisssss’ to ‘wheeeee’ in the making.

Someone from 🇭🇹 has bookmarked:

If I had a bf, I’d be a gf.

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Shared recently on X:

When I tell a joke that doesn’t land, I follow up with a worse one to make my audience realize how good they had it with the first joke.

Going viral on X:

The highest act of rebellion is to relax unconditionally.

Just landed via WeChat:

She was my chai, I was her cake rusk.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

Gender and sexuality aside, I believe everyone just wants someone who wears short shorts and makes a lot of noise in bed.

Spotted on Telegram:

When I said there’s no such thing as a dumb question, I didn’t expect them to take it as a personal challenge.

Just shared via Messenger:

None of this matters and we are all going to die. Have a great weekend!

Making waves on X:

Hello, I’m looking for the people who said “I’ll always be there for you”. Has anyone seen them?

Freshly posted on TikTok:

You know who’s gonna love you in the end? Your dog.

Making waves on Pinterest:

Diet day #1: All the unhealthy food has been removed from the house. It was delicious.

Just shared via Snapchat:

I don’t need a maid. I just need someone to tell me once a week that they’re coming to visit, and I’ll panic-clean my entire house in less than an hour.

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I was having a great Friday until I found out it was Thursday.

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Driving a newer car is like “Oh weird, this one doesn’t have Shake on Highway, maybe they stopped making that feature”.

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Can you delete that photo of me? It looks exactly the way I look in real life.

I’m never single for too long, you gotta catch me while you can.

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