I was walking near a construction site today and heard the foreman yell, β€œYou’re doing a good job!” I know that was meant for me.

I was walking near a construction site today and heard the foreman yell, β€œYou’re doing a good job!” I know that was meant for me.

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"Who needs a performance review when you have construction foremen boosting your ego? πŸš§πŸ”¨ Definitely a confidence builder! πŸ˜‰ #ConstructionSiteConfidence"

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