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I was walking near a construction site today and heard the…

I was walking near a construction site today and heard the…

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"Who needs a performance review when you have construction foremen boosting your ego? 🚧🔨 Definitely a confidence builder! 😉 #ConstructionSiteConfidence"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged construction, doing, good, i, job, know, me, meant, today, walking, yell on Jan 23, 2025 by slickboy.

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