I was walking near a construction site today and heard the foreman ...

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"Who needs a performance review when you have construction foremen boosting your ego? 🚧🔨 Definitely a confidence builder! 😉 #ConstructionSiteConfidence"

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I was walking near a construction site today and heard the foreman yell, “You’re doing a good job!” I know that was meant for me.

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