Someone from 🇱🇧 has bookmarked:

I don’t fight my demons anymore. We collaborate.

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In honor of the last eclipse, I will also get in the way of someone brighter than me.

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Receipts are like: Take this tiny piece of paper home with you and throw it away.

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Age ceases to be just a number everytime the airline announces seating queue priority.

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“November Rain” is just 9 minutes of me realizing I’m too dramatic to date someone with healthy coping skills.

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If you catch me smiling at you, chances are I am plotting my revenge.

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How do I tell someone respectfully to die in a fire?

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I avoid drama by being unpopular.

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If I had a dollar for every time someone called me fat, I’d probably just spend it on more bacon.

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I don’t need all of these heat advisory warnings on my phone. I’ve been outside. I have skin. I know.